seriousjones:

me: I broke up with my ex-gf. here’s her number

you: but you didn’t give me anything

me: sike

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JUST WHEN i GET COMFORTABLE BEING A NiCE…. SOMETHING HAPPENS TO REMIND ME WHY MY HEART IS FROZEN WITH VERSACE iCE

(Source: officialben10)

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit